The Vagina Monologues

The Vagina Monolouges

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Dover, Delaware, United States
So what to say about myself? I am a genuine, sincere, and trustworthy person. What you see is what you get. I value honesty and integrity to no end, and try my very best to live my life in a way that exemplifies both (although lately, I have been known to digress from that path... don't worry, I'll find my way back). I am one of the nicest people you'll ever meet. I don't see any point in making enemies or judging people. Ironically enough, I'm also extremely socially retarded. I never know how to act in any situation, and I'm constantly saying the wrong things at the wrong times. I don't think before I speak, but in a sense, I guess this makes me a very honest and blunt person. I'm quirky, weird, crazy, odd, whatever you want to call it - I'm a giant ball of eccentricities and idiosyncrasies that very few can actually appreciate.

They say you have a baby , the baby has you


Miranda is moving along quickly and seems to be growing so fast. You always think that with the first few weeks that the stress and sleepless nights will never go away until you can finally move forward because your little one is finally smiling and cooing which seems to make the days well worth it. Aside from the occasional poop grunts she is determined to begin jabbering with daddy over the phone. Personally i believe that in her own free time of gazing up at the silly monkey mobile that we purchased, she just may be working on her own form of whistling. I sometimes catch her putting her two lips together and blowing outward as if some sound is suppose to be present.

Miranda Elaina W: 7lbs 10 oz  H: 19 inches arrival : 6:47 pm.
Our son on the other hand is pretty sure that every squeak, whistle, or coo she makes is in reference to his name. "Mom she said my name didn't she?", yes baby she did is what I would tell him. It became apparent to me that Tony is just as anxious for her to speak as well because one night when he was changing her he blurted out ," I swear she just said Daddy". Well whatever it is that she is referring to or regardless of what she is saying all that I hear is " Mom I'm hungry, or get ready because I just pooped up my back and your in line to change it". lol