The Vagina Monologues

The Vagina Monolouges

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Dover, Delaware, United States
So what to say about myself? I am a genuine, sincere, and trustworthy person. What you see is what you get. I value honesty and integrity to no end, and try my very best to live my life in a way that exemplifies both (although lately, I have been known to digress from that path... don't worry, I'll find my way back). I am one of the nicest people you'll ever meet. I don't see any point in making enemies or judging people. Ironically enough, I'm also extremely socially retarded. I never know how to act in any situation, and I'm constantly saying the wrong things at the wrong times. I don't think before I speak, but in a sense, I guess this makes me a very honest and blunt person. I'm quirky, weird, crazy, odd, whatever you want to call it - I'm a giant ball of eccentricities and idiosyncrasies that very few can actually appreciate.

Thursday, September 8, 2011

I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

The summer of 2011 is drawing to a near and I have discovered that I have not been to the beach at all this season. Aside from being pregnant most of the summer and the fact that I dont like swimming in the Delaware water may also play a huge role in my decision.

Luckily for my son who is six, his kindergarten class  took a trip to the beach where they collected shells and studied the creatures of the deep. I have had my fair share of jellyfish fights and sand crab searching but it would be fun for him to get the opportunity to go to the beach more often. I always have this fear that a shark would swim by and yank me up. I'm not exactly a source of food and with my diet I am sure that I would give the shark heartburn. My goal is that in the summer of 2012 I will have been to swim in the ocean with both of my children and my hubby at my side of course since he is an awesome swimmer and I am pretty sure he could beat a shark at wrestling!

 

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