The Vagina Monologues

The Vagina Monolouges

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Dover, Delaware, United States
So what to say about myself? I am a genuine, sincere, and trustworthy person. What you see is what you get. I value honesty and integrity to no end, and try my very best to live my life in a way that exemplifies both (although lately, I have been known to digress from that path... don't worry, I'll find my way back). I am one of the nicest people you'll ever meet. I don't see any point in making enemies or judging people. Ironically enough, I'm also extremely socially retarded. I never know how to act in any situation, and I'm constantly saying the wrong things at the wrong times. I don't think before I speak, but in a sense, I guess this makes me a very honest and blunt person. I'm quirky, weird, crazy, odd, whatever you want to call it - I'm a giant ball of eccentricities and idiosyncrasies that very few can actually appreciate.

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

I am twenty six years old and the reality is that I already have two children. The pain, misery, and suffering from being two times my weight still isn't enough to prevent me from wanting one more.  I'm beginning to think that the pros outweigh the cons. Who doesn't enjoy screaming, yelling, being puked on, and throwing money straight in the trash every time you buy a box of pampers?

The truth is when I look at my children they are the best gift I have ever been given. Sure I get frustrated sometimes but they also make me happier than I have ever been. I am thinking that three will be the magic number. Let's face it, I make beautiful babies and they make me a better person.  Sure marriage is in my future, but my hubby isn't going anywhere so why not take our time and plan out our dream wedding. Everyone else throws together a quick fix, wastes a ton of money, and two years later are financially in debt. We are making sure that we are financially set before we throw our shin dig that's for sure besides I am not settling for less than a Pnina Tornai . So for those of you who every time you see me say "Aren't you married yet?", well the answer is no and you would know because you would of received an invite don't you think?

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