The Vagina Monolouges
- Mandielynne
- Dover, Delaware, United States
- So what to say about myself? I am a genuine, sincere, and trustworthy person. What you see is what you get. I value honesty and integrity to no end, and try my very best to live my life in a way that exemplifies both (although lately, I have been known to digress from that path... don't worry, I'll find my way back). I am one of the nicest people you'll ever meet. I don't see any point in making enemies or judging people. Ironically enough, I'm also extremely socially retarded. I never know how to act in any situation, and I'm constantly saying the wrong things at the wrong times. I don't think before I speak, but in a sense, I guess this makes me a very honest and blunt person. I'm quirky, weird, crazy, odd, whatever you want to call it - I'm a giant ball of eccentricities and idiosyncrasies that very few can actually appreciate.
Thursday, September 8, 2011
There’s a fine line between being tanned, and looking like you rolled in Doritos
So you run into your fridge and you scream "Who ate all the carrots? " Well let's see who is guilty as charged, "Oh wait it's that orange person." relief. Okay so I am a person who is a fan of tans and beautiful skin but I am beginning to notice that some people are not sure what direction the mirror is in. Shouldn't someone let them know that they are orange. Not the most attractive color. I get that you may be unhappy with your pale unsightly skin, but relax a little bit this isn't Jersey and trust me I'm from there. Not sure if this is you that I am referring to? Look below if you resemble this image than it's time to lay off or time to switch to a better bronzer :
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