The Vagina Monologues

The Vagina Monolouges

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Dover, Delaware, United States
So what to say about myself? I am a genuine, sincere, and trustworthy person. What you see is what you get. I value honesty and integrity to no end, and try my very best to live my life in a way that exemplifies both (although lately, I have been known to digress from that path... don't worry, I'll find my way back). I am one of the nicest people you'll ever meet. I don't see any point in making enemies or judging people. Ironically enough, I'm also extremely socially retarded. I never know how to act in any situation, and I'm constantly saying the wrong things at the wrong times. I don't think before I speak, but in a sense, I guess this makes me a very honest and blunt person. I'm quirky, weird, crazy, odd, whatever you want to call it - I'm a giant ball of eccentricities and idiosyncrasies that very few can actually appreciate.

Saturday, September 10, 2011

I shaved my commute time in half by changing my car's horn to sound like gunfire.

When someone states that New Jersey drivers are the worst drivers because they speed and tend to cut people off constantly, then they have never drove in the state of Delaware before. I am not sure if the people here are just smartasses or stupid. I am constantly flipping the bird and giving the stink eye since people drive so slow. The term slower lower makes sense. I am not blaming all Delaware drivers of being Morin's just the ones who drive fifteen miles per hour in a fifty! Id rather be stuck in traffic with people speeding so I can at least arrive to my destination on time. Even my son who rides in the backseat suffers from roadrage..he tells me mom jeep at them they're annoying lil.. often I forget he is back there and he too will suffer anxiety from the people in the other vehicles.

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