The Vagina Monologues

The Vagina Monolouges

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Dover, Delaware, United States
So what to say about myself? I am a genuine, sincere, and trustworthy person. What you see is what you get. I value honesty and integrity to no end, and try my very best to live my life in a way that exemplifies both (although lately, I have been known to digress from that path... don't worry, I'll find my way back). I am one of the nicest people you'll ever meet. I don't see any point in making enemies or judging people. Ironically enough, I'm also extremely socially retarded. I never know how to act in any situation, and I'm constantly saying the wrong things at the wrong times. I don't think before I speak, but in a sense, I guess this makes me a very honest and blunt person. I'm quirky, weird, crazy, odd, whatever you want to call it - I'm a giant ball of eccentricities and idiosyncrasies that very few can actually appreciate.

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Why is it when you run into a spider web, you suddenly turn into a ninja?

Remember when you threw a shoe at me and I fell behind the bed? I remember too...



I went to take out the trash the other night and walked right into a silky gross web. I freaked out, nearly fell off the back porch, and still was unsure of whether or not I got the spider on me. I ran inside stripped down and showered hoping I didn't have that filthy creepy bug in my hair. Later on I found that bastard he was right in my bedroom on the wall. I threw my precious heel hoping to kill it and am still unsure whether or not I got him. I bet he's watching me , waiting for the right moment I just bet you...lol
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