The Vagina Monologues

The Vagina Monolouges

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So what to say about myself? I am a genuine, sincere, and trustworthy person. What you see is what you get. I value honesty and integrity to no end, and try my very best to live my life in a way that exemplifies both (although lately, I have been known to digress from that path... don't worry, I'll find my way back). I am one of the nicest people you'll ever meet. I don't see any point in making enemies or judging people. Ironically enough, I'm also extremely socially retarded. I never know how to act in any situation, and I'm constantly saying the wrong things at the wrong times. I don't think before I speak, but in a sense, I guess this makes me a very honest and blunt person. I'm quirky, weird, crazy, odd, whatever you want to call it - I'm a giant ball of eccentricities and idiosyncrasies that very few can actually appreciate.

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Most women prefer sex with the lights off because they can't bear to see a man enjoying himself.

In my young adult experiences and my lack of self esteem when it comes to being sexy I have found that it is better to share my time alone with my hubby in the dark. Yadda yadda we won't go there but the point that I am trying to get across is that I still have trouble sleeping in the dark. Yeah so I'm a hot sexy woman with the lights out and then when it comes time for bed I ask my babe to turn on the light in the hallway. Numerous excuses come to my mind in order to prove my point of why I need the lights on in front of this grown man. "Um I am blind at night, I stub my toes, what if I trip?", or my latest easy way out is  "What if I have to change beans diaper in the middle of the night how would I see what is in there?"

All of my reasoning's are lame, but to me they make sense and I still look as if I am somewhat grown instead of admitting my fear of a dark room.  Besides hubby will do anything to get me to shut-up so he can sleep peacefully. I am not sure when this fear developed or how long it will last but I'm pretty sure it was the movie "Little Monsters" or "Drop Dead Fred" that did me in. A creepy mix of children's movies and my parents dropping a Raggedy Anne doll from the second story window is proof that my fear is rooted from my childhood lol. 

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