Okay let's face it, my name is Amanda and I am addicted to shoes(Applause and murmurs of support now, please.) I currently have at least 40 pair and the collection is rapidly growing. I can't resist the temptation to relish the feel of an un-scuffed shoe. Pulling it out of the box and examining it as if to puzzle peice every outfit it would go perfectly with when I get the chance to finally wear it. This is a budding fetish and my hubby is feeding my addiction.
In failed attempts to find shoes of specific colors and design, my hubby puts on his detective coat and hangs up his manhood long enough to try to hunt down the right shoe for me. Yes he is my Tarzan of shoes ! My shoe addiction is normal of course since I am female and yes I have a vagina, but it has become apparent that unlike many girls I find myself sometimes obsessed with the ugliest shoes. The crazy patterns and the long straps are enough to reel me in. "Yes, you shoe, you will be mine and you will not get away!" My rule for finding the perfect shoe is to avoid the ones that are commonly found at Walmart for these shoes are worn and designed for ogres...I like to think that I am not a creature and would prefer a dainty heel to steadily strut my stuff in. Shoes help to make me taller and to skinny up my calves (don't get carried away it's not a miracle worker). Sure I'll get help to solve my addiction, but only if I can compliment my outfit on the way there with a sexy heel. I'm on the prowl again and have found a few to add to my wishlist and these my friends are divine :
Christian Louboutin how I love you....
Tory Burch such an artist...
My beans shall have these..
Diva size <3
The Vagina Monologues
The Vagina Monolouges
- Mandielynne
- Dover, Delaware, United States
- So what to say about myself? I am a genuine, sincere, and trustworthy person. What you see is what you get. I value honesty and integrity to no end, and try my very best to live my life in a way that exemplifies both (although lately, I have been known to digress from that path... don't worry, I'll find my way back). I am one of the nicest people you'll ever meet. I don't see any point in making enemies or judging people. Ironically enough, I'm also extremely socially retarded. I never know how to act in any situation, and I'm constantly saying the wrong things at the wrong times. I don't think before I speak, but in a sense, I guess this makes me a very honest and blunt person. I'm quirky, weird, crazy, odd, whatever you want to call it - I'm a giant ball of eccentricities and idiosyncrasies that very few can actually appreciate.
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