The Vagina Monologues
The Vagina Monolouges
- Mandielynne
- Dover, Delaware, United States
- So what to say about myself? I am a genuine, sincere, and trustworthy person. What you see is what you get. I value honesty and integrity to no end, and try my very best to live my life in a way that exemplifies both (although lately, I have been known to digress from that path... don't worry, I'll find my way back). I am one of the nicest people you'll ever meet. I don't see any point in making enemies or judging people. Ironically enough, I'm also extremely socially retarded. I never know how to act in any situation, and I'm constantly saying the wrong things at the wrong times. I don't think before I speak, but in a sense, I guess this makes me a very honest and blunt person. I'm quirky, weird, crazy, odd, whatever you want to call it - I'm a giant ball of eccentricities and idiosyncrasies that very few can actually appreciate.
Sunday, January 1, 2012
Other than a dimple in a cute little chin, whats more adorable than a toothless grin?
Andre is growing up faster than I can scrapbook all of the memorable details and lately he has found a new understanding of money from what it seems. He had lost a couple baby teeth in the past which was no big deal since they fell out quicker than he could notice they were loose.He'd slip them under his pillow and would wakeup in the morning to find a crisp dollar and be satisfied. The other day his front tooth was extremely loosen and I could see him wiggling it and turning it in all sorts of odd directions. He would grin and show me a tooth sticking straight out towards his lips and tell me it will be out soon enough. Fortunate enough for him it fell out in his sleep and he slipped if under his pillow in hopes he'd make a profit off if his hard work. Well that night hubby slipped a five under and took his tooth. That morning Andre came storming into my bedroom with the money between his fingertips with a dissapointed look on his face. He said tearfully that the toothfairy was cheap and he had worked hard for twenty dollars. This nearly made me pee my pants! I told him he should be happy he got five dollars and to not be greedy, but this made me laugh hysterically throughout the day especially since hubby wanted to slip him only one dollar!
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